About Me

I'm Brandis, 29 years old currently living in Monterey, CA with my husband who is in the Navy. I work full time as a physical therapy aide and admin assistant. I also "work" almost full time, baking my ass off! I bake for fun, out of boredom, by random request and occasionally for an event! I am a generally angry and hostile person, but if you catch me on a good day, I'm a real treat! I LOOOOOVE to bake, and I think you're going to love reading about my baking trials and errors along with my rants about everyday life, or as I like to call it "everyday stupidity, courtesy of other people". One day, when I DO open up my bakery, come see me there! Just please, when you do come see me... CHEW WITH YOUR DAMN MOUTH CLOSED!

LIKES
* The Husband
* My Family (most of you)
* CUPCAKES!!!
* Elton John (OK, this is a "LOVE" and may go above "the husband")
* Books (yes, I'm a reader...and book collector)
* Long walks on short beaches
* My awesome friends! (usually)
* TACO BELL!! (Pretty sure it's ok to live off this)
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My goal was 10 "likes".  I will come back to that

DISLIKES
* The Husband
* Mouth noises
* loud eaters
* open mouth chewers
* Dogs (ok ok, don't shoot me! I can tolerate them, if I know them.)
* Children (ohhh another one! WHAT? If I know em, I can deal)
* Finger tapping
* leg shaking (take your RLS meds!)
* almond joy/mounds
* mushrooms
* whistling
* being cold
* people (as a general rule, with the exception of the mentioned few in "LIKES")
* energy drinks
* loud breathers
* cream cheese frosting (OK, this is a weird one, I think I may be one of the few that doesn't like the stuff, however, I am committed to experimenting and trying to find one I like!)
* VELVET!  (The fabric. OH MY LORD! I get short of breath just typing about it)
* Bad spelling and horrible grammar. If you don't know... LOOK IT UP!!

Well.... I think that is a nice start! You know a little more about me, and I am sure I will add more. Everyday I discover something new that pisses me off, so there will be PLENTY for you to read about. Between baking and raging, you're bound to be entertained!

See you soon!

Brandis